Ryanair fly there
Well, you actually land on Neptune and have to get a coach.
/here all week, the veal's lovely
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

I thought Pluto was a cartoon character

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

No,
it's the Roman God of the Underworld.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

And Neptune's not a planet, he's a b3ta poster.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:30, archived)