Oooh that would really define us and our cause!
Cup of fairly traded tea?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

Ooh, ta!
Croissant and a smug grin, anyone?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

Nut loaf sir?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

I think a line needs to be drawn somewhere...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

But I just made a fresh one
*surreptitiously removes remaining toilet paper*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

Oooh and we really must go volunteer down the homeless shelter...
Having said that its far too comfortable sitting here in my armchair developing righteous indignation over all things and for all people
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

Oh come on
If we're talking spluttered indignation you seem to posses the lion's share of it.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

Donate some money,
and assuage your guilt. Or listen to Coldplay.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

I'll only donate money if I get a wristband in return.
I want the whole world to know just how selfless I am.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

brilliantly
you can now get "make poverty history" wristbands sponsored by FCUK, G-Star and a load of other clothing companies. Who use sweatshops. oh, the delicious irony..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

Silly boy!
Just buy a "fashion band" from a street trader, and pretend to look as though you care.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)