i love the way the dude who got sent off just went so calmly
he must be some kind of buddhist, i would have been raging at that point
( spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

If they make too much of a fuss,
they get extra maths to do as well.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:59, archived)