I was in Glasgow for all of 30 minutes before I got asked for money.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

how much
the going rate in Hull is about 20p, but they only want to 'borrow' it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

ow errrr
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

dya won' ya chips clersed er erpen?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

my driving shifts have been switched round this week so i have to drive to hull on thursday
/true story
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

wereabouts in hull?
I would like to plug 'homebake' hot bacon sandwiches from 4am
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Not far from the new Tesco at the back of the station.
I'll not be getting there til lunchtime mind.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Not much round there
going to the new theater perchance?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

50p

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)