We're never going to find out unless you start giving him the 50ps and count how many days until he is gone.
Are there cruelty laws stopping you from assisting someone in their attempt to go to Newport? There should be.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I assumed other people were giving him money.
Maybe I am being harsh, tomorrow I'll buy him a bus ticket that will get him to Newport, he'll be so happy.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Chances are a train ticket would be not only quicker, but cheaper too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Nobody wants to get to Newport quicker.
Are you getting the jist of this?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Aye, I know someone who lives there.
And it's not just the distance that prevents frequent visits.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

YOU'RE A CUNT THE DOVESTON.
No man deserves to be transported to Newport, no matter what they have done. YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Have you been to Newport?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, archived)