Christ, what is it with the fucking dog walkers.
Stick to finding half-mutilated sexually assaulted corpses and leave the cash finds to the rest of us!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

The dog is a spaniel.
She is pretty good at sniffing out the corpses.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

whats the most common type of corpse?
tramp, junkie with bad debts, or stabbed up whore?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Stabbed up whore is a perennial favorite round these parts.
We do get the odd tramp or junkie though. The junkies tend to have been mowed down with a Honda Accord first though.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Honda accord.
The car that used blood to lubricate its gearbox... gearbox of death!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Deathbox
Surely nothing as mundane as a gearbox in an Accord.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:32, archived)