Worrying.
But also reading this site and being glad I'm not the only one afflicted by drunken texting disorder.

textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Haha
WIN (302): Who goes to Church hungover
(717): Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

"I would do horrible things to your vagina"
That's a keeper.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

The other section's funny too.
textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

"507): I want your puppy
(507): I meant pussy
(612): I would rather you take my puppy "

...TOLD
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

(781): btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

"not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her "
ouch
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

Owned

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

XD
(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

(603): I puked a lego.
winner.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Awesome site!
''So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized''
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 1:02, archived)