(TFDis sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40,
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It was back in the days when teachers did that
I did feel sorry for her, she could have left me in a heap outside the school, but I did send her a nice bunch of flowers.
(TBLI posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44,
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