Put your toys back in the pram
Or you could just fuck off and come back when you realise its not the real world.

hehehehehe... ;)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Arf:
Oh im not upset or anything!Just amazed how some people think they can define whats acceptable on the board...liberal facism is funny as fuck:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Might I draw the honourable gentleman's attention,
to the section of the FAQ, entitled "Are any subjects out of bounds on B3ta?"?

You damned anarchist.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

So
We're not allowed to say "I would" ?

*weeps*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I would
n't.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

Nope.
We're two steps from a full on dictatorship, I'm afraid.

In other news, I demand that Mykey up sticks and move to here - clearly the perfect home for his unique brand of social thinking.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

Oh my god i must amend my ways
Never shall an offensive post be made again for fear of upsetting someone
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I find your blasphamy
offensive.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

The insincerity of this post
is killing me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Like I said,
a bit of what you fancy does you good, a one-trick pony is dull as fuck.

And if you really didn't care about all these pinkos and their social control, why would you give a fuck that everyone thinks you're a racist?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

I'm not demanding
I'm just trying to appeal to you. I think this place would be a lot nicer if you weren't setting out to wind people up all the time.

Come on, for about 3 working days in a row there have been posts that have had the board split and arguing about stuff that you have started. Is it really that fun? It's a step off trolling. Or are you just going to drive off anyone that thinks differently to you?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

I havent been on the board barely for three working days
I was sick for thursday and friday and went on maybe once.

edit: so if i wasnt here how can you blame me for starting the posts those days which split the board?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Maybe you've acheived omnipresence?
Perhaps we should worship you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)