In other news:

NORKS!

Discuss.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)

that's good timing
I'm just back from the hospital. the doctor took one look inside my mouth and said "yuck!" and gave me a double-dose of antibiotics
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

oh, so it's bacterial then?
:( hope you feel better soon..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

me too
he said if it's improving after three days to go down to the normal dose. I'm feeling utterly done-in just from being driven to the hospital by my mum, sitting waiting for 50 minutes, three minutes being seen, back to the car to the chemist, a few minutes while they filled the prescription and home again. I'm wrapped in a blanket in all teh pain and shiveriness now

*sobs like a baby*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

ah, if it's bacterial
you'll feel better really quickly. did he swab your throat to test for strep? if not, he's a charlatan, and should be burned ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

no, he didn't swab
he could barely bring himself to look. he said it was a particularly nasty infection
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

naughty man
you can't tell the difference between viral and bacterial otherwise, state of the NHS I don't know *muttermuttermutter MRSA*

should shift it in a day or two though if it is a strep job :D here's hoping
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

of antibiotics

Good job you went!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

What's to discuss?
*fwaps like a monkey on speed*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

God i go out and theres been a witchhunt!


/Cause of ALL evil on the board apparently
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

No, If you will notice
down there *points* I mentioned somethign about some people taking things far too seriously which does not help.

But you have been a bad boy and deserve a spanking, come to Uncle Lonewolf.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Meh
I enjoy being a scapegoat:p
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

Put your toys back in the pram
Or you could just fuck off and come back when you realise its not the real world.

hehehehehe... ;)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Arf:
Oh im not upset or anything!Just amazed how some people think they can define whats acceptable on the board...liberal facism is funny as fuck:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Might I draw the honourable gentleman's attention,
to the section of the FAQ, entitled "Are any subjects out of bounds on B3ta?"?

You damned anarchist.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

So
We're not allowed to say "I would" ?

*weeps*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I would
n't.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

Nope.
We're two steps from a full on dictatorship, I'm afraid.

In other news, I demand that Mykey up sticks and move to here - clearly the perfect home for his unique brand of social thinking.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

Oh my god i must amend my ways
Never shall an offensive post be made again for fear of upsetting someone
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I find your blasphamy
offensive.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

The insincerity of this post
is killing me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Like I said,
a bit of what you fancy does you good, a one-trick pony is dull as fuck.

And if you really didn't care about all these pinkos and their social control, why would you give a fuck that everyone thinks you're a racist?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

I'm not demanding
I'm just trying to appeal to you. I think this place would be a lot nicer if you weren't setting out to wind people up all the time.

Come on, for about 3 working days in a row there have been posts that have had the board split and arguing about stuff that you have started. Is it really that fun? It's a step off trolling. Or are you just going to drive off anyone that thinks differently to you?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

I havent been on the board barely for three working days
I was sick for thursday and friday and went on maybe once.

edit: so if i wasnt here how can you blame me for starting the posts those days which split the board?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Maybe you've acheived omnipresence?
Perhaps we should worship you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

We're moving on.
Now shush up your face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

This ^

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Animalist
*jumps on PC bandwagon*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Lovely things
Saw a woman at the weekend wearing the type of top you really shouldnt wear without a bra underneath, without a bra underneath.

Lovely as she was walking quickly.

*engorges*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

*gets a good mental image*
*pops to the toilet to do a winky-burp*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)