I WANT SOMEONE I CAN SEE WHEN BEHIND A PODIUM.
VOTE DG!!! *fonz thumbs*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

"DO YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE IN CHANGE?"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

CHANGE LIFE AFTER LOVE
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

I PUSH MY ANCIENT MUMMIFIED MINGE ON YOUR FACES LIKE I'M STRADDLING A BATTLESHIP

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

And then queef so hard
your stomach inflates like a balloon.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:04, archived)