You haven't had sex in so long you've got dust on your willy.
'Nobwebs' if you will...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

If only that weren't true

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's ok bud.
I've had Bob Hoskins, think how I feel. He thumb fucked me, whilst saying "Yit's Good Ta Tawwk!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I bet he gave you a stubble rub with his hairy chin on the back of your neck
and you squirmed like a bookish schoolgirl being kissed by a bully.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

He tugged my pigtails and you watched and got a soft-on

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

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( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

pfft :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

If you were a muslim, would you be a Sunni (sunny) or Shia (Chair) ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I would be a chair that faces east at all times.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:27, archived)