Who would win between me and you if we played a game of 'dick touch'?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

What does it involve?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

We have to go to a very busy party, only eye level room, standing.
take it in turns to see how many people we can touch our dicks onto, out of the fly. +bonus points for CEOs and MDs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm having a party that will be like that on sunday
I hope no one plays that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Also, this is my favourite post from me for today.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5574592
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

That was on my birthday too.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Well that ruins that post then, doesn't it...fucks sake...you just HAVE ruin things, don't you?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I'm just angry
that my posts here went unappreciated.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

genius

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:52, archived)