I heard they can smell bum up to a kilometer away,
and you can stop them only with a firm punch to the nose or gouging their eyes, or a harpoon gun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

I heard they can hear colours.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Someone once told me they nurture their young in pouches on their chests

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

It's political correctness developing full blown schizophrenia.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

I saw one in the street one night
It was weaving a small ceremonial Squirrel figurine out of a hedgehog.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

homophobe

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

Homo

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

phoblerone

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:48, archived)