"Hello! I'm baldmonkey and I'm here at Great Ormond Street hospital to cheer up the kiddies! I poured black paint down the sides of the building to makeit look like a tiger, complete with razor sharp teeth around the doorway and to make it really feel like we're inside a hospital-shaped tiger, I've been stapling the carcasses of buffalos all over the place. Lots of blood all over the floor looking really grrrrrreat! OI TIMMY! STOP FUCKING CRYING AND HELP UNCLE BALDERS WITH DECAPITATED BOAR!"
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:13, archived)