I think I would fail at this
since I would interfere with the women in an inappropriate manner and bring shame upon the house of JMG.

JMG JMG JMG JMG !

DOLEing out baldness with repetition ! WOOP WOOP !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

I've spoiled MANY the dinner party with my bald antics.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:45, archived)

Be fair though
if you had hair, you would break free from the confines of your mums spare room and RULE THE WORLD.

Fatties would worship you as a god.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46, archived)