When I say "can"
I mean "vat"

I am a mouth breathing, waddling, perma-browsing American.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Then the harm's already been done
enjoy your pityful life whilst you can and drink a coke, the only thing that makes you slightly less suicidal.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

at least the wobbly leg bones will provide a bit of absorption over the exciting downhills

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)