I have one
and I have a quorn chicken burger in a poppy seed roll with HP.

I am the queen of shit food lately.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

fuck you bitch
I have fajitas!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

fajitas AIDS
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

That too.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Fajitas can be healthy though
grilled chicken, veg like peppers onions tomato wholemeal wraps.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

He just cooks it by squeezing it between his salty, sweaty hands whilst sitting next to a girl on the bus.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

It can't be quorn AND chicken at the same time
now can it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Ok Chicken STYLE burger

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

I'd suggest
that unless the quorn was at some point previously seen to be feathered and flapping around a farmyard clucking, you can't even call it that ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, archived)