I think you should take the first round from halfway up a wall.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I arrive with wet hair and a gaze which could arouse mo mowlem

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

I would suggest
that within 3 seconds, it would be Mo who had wet hair.

Not on her head either !

On her fanny.

From being all turned on up the fanny gash and that.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

hah, a joke about moisture and arousal, most profound.
*triumphant cheers*

I want to go to Afan.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Snuggle yourself firmly between my buttocks
and stow away, like an innocent cabin boy, on my trip this weekend.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'll climb out when you have the post/pre ride cup of coffee

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:19, archived)