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It's dawned on me this week that I am a bit of a mentalist
I think about everything far too much, really stupid things like I'll be walking down the road and I'll wonder how many bugs that I can't see am I squashing with my big clompy shoes, and do they have families, and do animals feel love like we do and mourn others. I also can't just wake up and go out, I have to think every situation through and prepare for it, like if some friends called and invited us to their house. I'd have to know what kind of house is it, will there be anything the kids might break, is there a raod outside their house that kids might run into what are the alternative routes if we get diverted should we eat before we go or will there be food there, I'd have to tell someone where I am going and how they can reach me if they need me in an emergency. All this could go through my head in about 10 seconds flat and it will continue until the event is over.

So b3tan psychologists can you teach me how to stop my mind from driving me mad with such rubbish I mentioned before? Does anyone else think like this or is it just me?

And I don't want a lobotomy nor do I want to hit myself with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
You are "whacky"
with a hint of "Zany"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
I knew it was your fault!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
I'm a terrible parent.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
If only you werent so bald
you could comfort the children with your hair !

DOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
JMG upsets an OMGIRL !!!!!
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(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
Ha!
YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Printer ParaLOL port!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
I have a degree in Psychology

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
O rly?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
yes, that's where the first part of my name comes from.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
Come on then,
tell me - am I mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
Yes
edit: that'll be £40
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
Can I pay in kind please?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
no

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
I am going climbing tonight and then going to pub quiz
that's nice isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
I think you should take the first round from halfway up a wall.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
I arrive with wet hair and a gaze which could arouse mo mowlem

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
I would suggest
that within 3 seconds, it would be Mo who had wet hair.

Not on her head either !

On her fanny.

From being all turned on up the fanny gash and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
hah, a joke about moisture and arousal, most profound.
*triumphant cheers*

I want to go to Afan.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
Snuggle yourself firmly between my buttocks
and stow away, like an innocent cabin boy, on my trip this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'll climb out when you have the post/pre ride cup of coffee

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
which route will you take? how many ropes are you taking?
will you eat before you go or after? If you abseil and hang upside down after you eat or drink why doesn't the food just fall out of you? After you get home what will you do? Go to bed and read? Have a shower? etc. etc. etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
the weather has suggested it'll be an indoor session, I'm going to do just bouldering so ropes aren't needed, I'll probably stick to around 6a-6b british technical.
After an hour and a half I'll have a shower at the centre and drive to the pub quiz where I will buy a drink, talk to my cohorts and arouse Mo Mowlem.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
My climbing method
is to lie face down at the foot of a cliff and imagine Hazel blears dressed as Jimmy Krankee, looking doe-eyed over her shoulder at me and licking her nose.

This then gives me an erection and I find myself pogoed to the top of the cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
that's called "Dynamic Crotch Slap"
it's a common technique for 7B boulder problems
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
excellent report!
I would love to go abseiling again, last time I went I was 14 and abseiled down the back of a waterfall in the lakes (granted this had all sorts of safety grips and stuff but it was still fun) and then I was made to sit down on the rock face and wrap my legs around the rope and then lie back so I was hanging upside down with my arms out at each side like an upside-down crucifix.

THAT WAS AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
i'm combining tonight and thursday's exercise
into one evening

gonna run (either 6 or 8 miles) then go to play badminton. lawks a mercy.

also, pub quiz tomorrow. MUSIC pub quiz tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
i think like that
i'm pretty sure it's normal for anyone with any imagination, but you think it isn't because you're the only one that hears the thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
that or this whole place is a construct designed to probe my mental state
and none of you are real. questions like that could be little mental probes and a team of scientists record the results and go "ha! how primitive" and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
HAhahahahaha you SO think like me.
about that lolmental icon we mentioned the other day.... now just to persuade cr3 I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
See a brain Doctor
Your brain has become damaged and needs to be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Sometimes it is a small dent which can be buffed out.
Other times drugs will be required to cure your sick brain.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
Many people have dended and damaged brains
It is no longer the barrier to a healthy, productive life that it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
Is it "REPLY TO THYSELF TUESDAY" again ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
Cock Tuesday!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Everyone has their own mentals.
I wouldn't post mine on here though.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
Being a shorty isn't a brain disease, it's a physical disability silly :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Oh DG :(

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
Sometimes I think they based Elliot Reed from Scrubs on me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
I don't watch Scrubs.
I have done. It's alright. Not great. This is why I don't watch it.

*awaits bile and hatred*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
I don't do mentals anymore
I used to, when I was doing book keeping for money, get horribly obsessive about my own money. Every penny had to be accounted for. Now I just spunk as much cash on as much crap as I can get my hands on.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
I love buying crap

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
Shiny crap that beeps is best

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
I can't stop thinking either,
but not in the same way you can't. I think constantly about stuff that has no relevance whatsoever to my current situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Oh I do this a lot too when I have nothing else to at that moment to think about.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
My mum says I think too much.
I say everyone else doesn't think nearly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
you know what I think I agree
I also have this horrible ability to be able to put myself in other peoples shoes quite easily and imagine what their emotions are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
that's a useful skill called empathy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
Its not very nice all the time though
I think it leads to more unnecessary thinking, but about deep things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
you don't know how deep it goes.
a man told me that in my dream last night. "you think you're being deep thinking about the nature of reality," quoth he, "but you're just scratching the surface. Start thinking about the nature of symbols... it's like a rabbit warren."

Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
Are you sure you don't want a lobotomy?
I have an ice pick handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
You need to learn to take risks
Go skydiving/ bungee jumping. Don't tell anyone.

I've done lots of loopy things that know one knows about, it's nice to keep that to yourself. Keeps you grounded and knowing what life is all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
I like the sound of this.
More than anything I want to go Tornado chasing but that's not cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
just throw yourself down the stairs every now and then like I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
hahahaha god that would be a loldrama right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
I did it on a bus once,
the driver didn't know what to think
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
just keep washing your hands
and you;ll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
I just smashed a greenfly because it was on my eyebrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
does thinking about these things make you anxious/stressed or stop you from doing whatever it is you normally do?

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
Wuvoo (:

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:48, archived)