I know a girl who's scared of walking on manholes and those kinds of things on the street
Her amble down the road involves a large amount of swerving, hopping past things and outright crossing the road when there's a dense thicket of drain covers.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Eventually she'll get hit by the car when needlessly crossing over
thus proving the theory of evolution weeding out the thickos
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

She's Welsh too
Dangerous business.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Theres lovely

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Ah she's nice really
I love the Welsh, innit.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

me too
but only the non stabby-druggy-chavvy-chip-on-the-shoulder ones.

Cheeky cunts, my hobby pays their cunting dole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:23, archived)