oh I've got a good one,
if you eat diet food as well as your normal food you'll lose weight.
you can stuff your face all day as usual, but if you have a slimfast before you go to bed, it undoes it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

spheres fly into your hair when using conditioner.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

your hair is somehow nourished by conditioner
it's dead. really quite dead. not able to be nourished at all.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:41, archived)