JMG HAS NO JOB
Tell me more internet truths.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

He supports Dinamo Bender

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

MoT has no job.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Owns an Accord
Mr T is his chauffeur.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 19 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

You're BMI is
What Mass?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Patrick Swayze is dead
/might not be true
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

I read that
hope it's not true
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

nobody puts the stiff in the corner

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

If you read it on Qotw it's a lie.

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Pscyho
chomp
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Donkey Gums of Navarone

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

facemong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Someone else fathered my son*.
Also this sent Woodside's idiot filter absolutely mental.



*For the benefit of internet idiots, this is entirely untrue.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

What is this Idiot Filter of which you speak?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Gazzed.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I wanna know too

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

me next please

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

This

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm really Cher in a Donkey Gums disguise

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Apparantly,
only some shit is good for the garden.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I fall asleep on trains and wake up shouting and dribbling

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I am a giant tortoise
aged 403
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:31, archived)