you practice inserting such large objects up your man-fanny that your ring is so well developed that it looks like a Krispy Kreme
made of salami
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

so wrong but made me laugh

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

The reason why Opera was invented was so people could make a noise that described your freakish, gnulled conker of a cock to the masses.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

You are so spasticated that you sleep in the shape of a swatstika

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Haha!
I love you dude :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)