Musicians who slap their instruments while they're playing and look smug.
But I wouldn't cull them, I'd just break their arms.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Slap bass?
What about the theme from Seinfeld?!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm talking about actually slapping the body here.
The sort of thing Jamie Cullum does.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Oh right yeah...
more like Jamie Cull-him...ah ha...

sigh
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

fucking bongo players

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Bloody Slap-Jazz-Flute bastards!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

ACID JAZZ!
UUrrRrGGggHHHhh!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:30, archived)