because Mario is crap.
he's just a fat guy who gets into trouble.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

It could just as well have been David Brent
and they would only have had to make some minor cosmetic changes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Mario Kart is the greatest game ever.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

It might be a good game,
but that doesn't make Mario a good character.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Let's a go!
Yes it does. I think you have Mario envy.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Also, your argument is invalid:
media.fukung.net/images/15785/white.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Someone thought it would take ten seconds to read that?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

It is fukung.net... they're below 4chan.
media.fukung.net/images/15681/4d8e90f1ae2d9301e0bac91a9739054c.gif
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

There's a below 4chan?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

12chan

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

7chan, 24chan... just about any other chan.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

umm..
www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/11/partner-required-for-anonymous-super.html
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Christ on a bike
that's just fucked up.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:20, archived)