What the fuck?
I just found this:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3233211/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-voted-favourite-computer-game-star.html
Why on god's green earth is Sonic above Mario, and who the fuck thinks that Blanka is more iconic or, indeed, better in any way, to Ryu?
( Malchick, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

shuttit geek
*hugs*
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

not me to the first one,
me to the second one.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

because Mario is crap.
he's just a fat guy who gets into trouble.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

It could just as well have been David Brent
and they would only have had to make some minor cosmetic changes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Mario Kart is the greatest game ever.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

It might be a good game,
but that doesn't make Mario a good character.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Let's a go!
Yes it does. I think you have Mario envy.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Also, your argument is invalid:
media.fukung.net/images/15785/white.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Someone thought it would take ten seconds to read that?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

It is fukung.net... they're below 4chan.
media.fukung.net/images/15681/4d8e90f1ae2d9301e0bac91a9739054c.gif
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

There's a below 4chan?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

12chan

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

7chan, 24chan... just about any other chan.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

umm..
www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/11/partner-required-for-anonymous-super.html
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Christ on a bike
that's just fucked up.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Knuckles was way better.
I have a plushy knuckles \o/
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

You are *so* gay.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

pot calling kettle!

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I don't have any soft toys.
I got rid of them at the age of 11. And my bumhole very much remains exit only despite John's insistence on calling me "Brokeback".
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yeah yeah yeah
you'll tell us owt
( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Seriously- I think the gayest thing I own is possibly my... erm, I dunno actually.
I don't own anything that could be construed as gay unless you count Lush products.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Not helping yourself there

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

They're extremely gay, no offence, forum banter.
groovy.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

What's with this forum banter bullshit?
Did someone throw a strop when the ribbing got too much? Incidentally I also own a couple of Enya CDs.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

It's good times with the forum banter.
No offence. Brill.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Smashing.
Great stuff.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

You really are a screaming bumlord,
you just haven't admitted it to yourself yet.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

No offence, great, brill, good times, etc.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Hardly a screaming bumlord.
I just prefer the products is all. Mainly the shampoo bars because they last so bloody long. Although you seem a touch obsessed with asking if I'm partial to a spot of uphill gardening- is there something you wish to share with us?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I've made two posts on the matter.
Are you simply hoping that I'm one of your lot?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Sexy times.
Fab.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

If by "your lot" you mean educated as opposed to an insufferable dimwit, then no.
No offence like.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/attention/ohdramaimage.jpg
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Quite.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Great banter.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Really, you get gayer with every mincey post.
No offence.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

i thought she onlyhad the one song

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

She has a fabulous shed.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

who doesn't?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I don't even have a garden.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

And the ribbed vibrator.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

ha ha

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Lush = Gay/Girl

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

You can blame my ex for that one
Mme Cakebread got me into them bigtime. That and the girls who work in the shop in Leeds are as fit as fuck...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I could have been employed in one of the Lush shops in Leeds,
but I turned them down to work at the climbing wall instead.

Still, I think it would have been a nice place to work once you get past the horrific stench of their products.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

It's not like I climb into bed with them at night and snuggle them till I sleep
No.
They are placed around the room in nice places to give it a little more character.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Only girls and nips can have plushies and not be fags.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

That's really quite offensive.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

pffft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I also have a Weighted Companion cube
And the head crab is currently straddling the cowl of my batman cutout.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

I suppose they go very nicely with your Ubuntu t-shirt.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I have a son who would be very jealous of your cube

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

You can still get them
store.valvesoftware.com/
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Hmm
*tempted but will sleep on it*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

If you want to place an order, I might be tempted to get a few things in
cut the costs of shipping, and then I can pass the bits on to you.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Thanks :)
It's more than I would normally spend on a novelty item for no good reason but I know he will love it and I am feeling very guilty that I am going to have to leave my children for a week or two soon.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Oh fair enough
Ebay might have a few going cheaper, but they may be stained with spunk.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I have been looking there and they are more than that although I've not checked out P&P yet.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I have a toy sackboy :D

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I should be getting my sackboy sson.
From that youtube thing.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Them's ace

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Chun-Li kicks their butts

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Because people can be very, very stupid.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

it's pretty stupid to even care
what the majority hold as their favourite computer game character.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

WINNAR^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

There are a lot of pointless things in this world.
How some of them make news is frankly mind-boggling. Idiotic ducks being a case in point.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm not sure that something that will make people smile is pointless
especially not in a world that can be blimmin' depressing at times.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Perhaps
It still leaves me thinking "meh" though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Fuckin Japs

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Why is Max Payne in there at all?
The only person I know that played that game was me. And I got it at a market in Malta.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

do you not know many people?
max payne was pretty popular as far as I can remember
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yeah, it was. He still shouldn't really be on the list though.
Why anyone would put him ahead of, say, Gordon Freeman, is beyond me.
Fuck knows who they asked these questions.
( Malchick, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

I liked the game, but I don't remember it being so well received that so many people would call it iconic.
I'm surprised Master Chief isn't in there.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

my brother had it.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Did your brother ever give it to you?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

no,
I don't play computer games.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Oh.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I never liked the Max Payne game
never saw why people really got into it
( magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I always thought Sam Fisher was better

( magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I never played those games.
But I'd still put him ahead of Max Payne in that list.

I'm assuming it's because Marky Mark was in the film, recently.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I liked being able to reload and burst into a room shooting in the coolest series of slomo leaps I could manage

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I think Ryu and Ken were too stereotyped, and way too similar, to be considered iconic.

( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

NO!
Ken was slightly faster but Ryu slightly harder!

Guile rocked.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Falcon punch?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

sonic BOOM!

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

I was trying to get shouted at.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Im not one of these angry talkers.
I dont think you or anyone else is shit or deserves my aggression.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

blanka was way cooler than ryu
it's just that anyone who picked him or e. honda was automatically a button mashing dick.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

+ Chun Li
People who picked Dhalsim were usually pricks, also.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Is this something to do with JMG's car?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Yeah!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

my favourite is Player One
he's in loads of games
( scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/pictures/nemi/20060319/DEFLATE001.gif
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

I don't get it.
/ac.

I don't ever get it.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1242770260/arghkillit.jpg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Fucking hell.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

don't pretend you're not aroused by that

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

In the arousal stakes,
it's not a patch on this (SFW.)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

BLIMEY

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Because Sonic is friends with Knuckles who doesn't have his own game
so he won on his behalf
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I accept this answer.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Fat italian twat with a handle bar moustache
or super cool arse kicking fast as fucking fast blue hedgehog. Hmm.. tough choice.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Its the telegraph!
Most of their staff are still trying to master the telephone!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

I do like Ryu.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)