Is it not about time you two agreed to go your separate ways
and both be thankful that there are no kids involved?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

What would he fill his blog with then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I don't have a blog.
I'd constantly have to copy and paste what i'm saying on b3ta to it. Much easier just to blog here.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

He has a bedroom, the bedroom has a door. Doors close. He doesn't manage this.
Humans can control the volume of their voices. He cannot.

Conclusions?

People from sunderland are somewhere beneath humans.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Walk to his door.
Nod politely (and sarcastically) and close the door.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Doesn't work.
Neither does slamming it shut. He just opens it again.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I'd suggest smashing his teeth out one by one with a rock hammer then.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm not fucking surprised.
If I'd figured out it drove you round the pole I'd be keeping my bedroom door open at all times too. No offence.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

lock it from the outside?
( MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

yale locks

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

buy a bolt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Better still, buy a bolt gun.
It's the humane way.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:37, archived)