Gilgamesh, you intolerable cunt.
When did you make this?

www.b3ta.com/talk/6162772
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Gaz IM me?
In other news:

Is killing someone because the sound of their voice drives you insane good enough reason?

He's from Sunderland, if that helps.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Is it not about time you two agreed to go your separate ways
and both be thankful that there are no kids involved?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

What would he fill his blog with then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I don't have a blog.
I'd constantly have to copy and paste what i'm saying on b3ta to it. Much easier just to blog here.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

He has a bedroom, the bedroom has a door. Doors close. He doesn't manage this.
Humans can control the volume of their voices. He cannot.

Conclusions?

People from sunderland are somewhere beneath humans.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Walk to his door.
Nod politely (and sarcastically) and close the door.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Doesn't work.
Neither does slamming it shut. He just opens it again.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I'd suggest smashing his teeth out one by one with a rock hammer then.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm not fucking surprised.
If I'd figured out it drove you round the pole I'd be keeping my bedroom door open at all times too. No offence.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

lock it from the outside?
( MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

yale locks

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

buy a bolt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Better still, buy a bolt gun.
It's the humane way.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

STOP BULLYING JMG

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I made something this morning.
The Magenta Accord of Internet Justice.

It's a bit shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/justice.jpg
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Pfft.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

he was born there, and his mum is from gateshead, he insists newcastle as he has been sexually abused by his fathers from sunderland, no offence, banter
ok
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I was born in newcastle but live in gateshead.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

imagine waking up with stubble rash on your own tits

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

i don't know
i'm not gilgamesh
( scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Aren't we all just a little bit gilgamesh really?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

my toe looks a bit like him if you squint

( scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

i have no idea what that is, no offence, or not, no,yesm or not, no offence
yes forums
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I reckon you got off lightly
the bastard ChumpManBeared me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Oh come on, Esme is far worse than chump :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Cheer up
at least you've got the most easily-recognised chin on /talk
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

What, recognised by me?
Brilliant.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

I've done worse
much, much worse
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

hahahahahahaha
I like that.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

November 24th 2007, I just checked
do you like it?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

It's vile.
I love it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Who are the eyes?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Top half is Esme, lower is me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Oh yeah.
She has quite lovely eyes.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

THAT'S STALKER TALK.
Besides, it's heavily photoshopped. Here's the original: b3ta.belm.co.uk/esme_pander
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Esme/Maggie

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

What a hairy chin she has.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:36, archived)