Morning
I've always wondered if it was just me who caffeine triggered to poo muscle for.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

To be honest, I think it might just be a gravity thing.
Time up from bed + time taken to brew and drink coffee = Same amount of time it takes for the shite to drop to the bomb doors.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

I'm not so sure about that
If i don't have tea or coffee first thing, I won't need to go until I've had a cuppa later.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Poo freek!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Cigarette and a cuppa used to do it for me,
I'm glad we're having this frank discussion.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

It took the amount of time to get toast just ready for buttering to make the curry shit scream for release when I lived at my mum's
Subsequently I only ever had cold toast on a Sunday as buttering time was spent on the bog with my anus retching napalm out in dribbles.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:18, archived)