Fuck Baldmonkey's birthday, I'm going for a morning poo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

I shall go for one in a moment
I had horrid horrid dreams last night and I can't make them get out of my head :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

If you are experiencing nightmares a 'lucid dreaming' approach, where you take control may be in order.
Go to be visualising a Honda Accord Of Justice, driving away the bad dreams.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Good thinking, I might put JMG at the wheel

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

*hugs*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Thanks spangers x x

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

I bet they were sexy dreams but your catholic guilt makes you want to cut your hands off.
Edit/ this of course was meant for Sp@m. I am, however, mostly still asleep.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

I'm not a catholic you mong
I am church of England.

Edit: I knew it was meant for me, I know you presumed I was Catholic because you knew my mum was.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

Same thing
And your mum looks like a nun. Damning evidence.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

C of E is only watered down Catolicism with tea and cucumber sarnies replacing guilt and child rape anyway.
/History student
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

I'd like to hear more of Spangolin's sexy dreams.
For Baldmonkey's birthday, I think it would onlybe fair.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

I'll think up some yiffy ones just for you

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

Boo.
I haven't had a horrible dream in a while. They're really awful though. *hugs*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Thanks love

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I fugging hate it when that happens
*cudduls*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

I'll endeavour to evacuate once the coffee has reached the turding grounds
Good morning, people and spastics.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Morning
I've always wondered if it was just me who caffeine triggered to poo muscle for.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

To be honest, I think it might just be a gravity thing.
Time up from bed + time taken to brew and drink coffee = Same amount of time it takes for the shite to drop to the bomb doors.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:12, archived)

I'm not so sure about that
If i don't have tea or coffee first thing, I won't need to go until I've had a cuppa later.
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

Poo freek!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Cigarette and a cuppa used to do it for me,
I'm glad we're having this frank discussion.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

It took the amount of time to get toast just ready for buttering to make the curry shit scream for release when I lived at my mum's
Subsequently I only ever had cold toast on a Sunday as buttering time was spent on the bog with my anus retching napalm out in dribbles.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Are you posting this from the toilet? :((((((((

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Are poo threads the new food threads?
I'm not participating till later.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:19, archived)