Nellie the Elephant
packed her cunt and trundled off to the circus...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

With what?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

Peanuts
D'uh.




Edit: Hmmmm, satay vagina....
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

Aye right
Sunpat and cunnilingus, surely a heaven sent combination.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

smooth
or crunchy?

and frankly, I can't think of anything more difficult to get out of pubic hair...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

except on Fridays
when it's Nutella
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

sunpat
and nutella don't go together that well I find ... :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

You have
never eaten Reeses' anything! Chocolate and peanut is a fiiiine combination.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

I know
but nutella already has nuts in. extra nuts would have no discernable benefit.

anyway I was being facetious... I think..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

I suspect
that peanut butter and lady gardens wouldn't actually go together that well to be fair.

So you never answered ealier, you going to apply for the Hairy Old Twat job then?
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

I should think so
It's pretty up and coming in my field, and Edinburgh has to be better than Bracknell :)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

To be fair
our swimming pools aren't as exciting as Coral Reef.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

Butbutbutbutbut
It's full of terrible chavs and their kids

*shudders*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Ah
But it was wicked when I was 12.

Admittedly that's well over a decade ago now. You've just shattered all my childhood memories.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Sorry
*hugs*

It's still cool, just full of arseholes. shame really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

what????
chocolate spread is fantastic with peanut butter!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

Meh
*points upwards*

I don't think that the attempted humour succeeded, and as such I will go and sacrifice myself to some obscure god. I thank you for your time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

*cancels order for chocolate peanut butter body paint for teh bash3tte next week*
I'm going for a bath, I may be back later

*cries like a girl*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

*reinstates order*
you don't get away that easily ;)

*hugs*

Hope the bath helps ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

Well
the Nutella was more intended for those coming from the other direction. Sort of starter then dessert I suppose.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

Man fat
congealed man fat
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

this plus peanuts
makes a lovely snack for garden birds
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

You have
cum guzzling slut sparrows north of the border ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

they need something fierce
to feed on the midges


be thankful I didn't include tampons in the recipe there
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

d n ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

that took me far too long
my eyes are really hurting. I should go away from the PC, but I've finally warmed up huddled like this and if I go anywhere else it'll be cold and it'll make me cry
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

If you're feeling rough
you need something to take your mind off it.

When I was sick with teh tonsil AIDS I had to play games for about a day to distract my mind from the pain.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

Mr V's just gone to run a bath for me
cos it helped a lot yesterday. I'm shaking uncontrollably with cold and the pain in my skin from it is intense. my temperature's up to 40C so technically I should be trying to cool down but the thought terrifies me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

Honestly
the worst thing you can do is heat yourself up more, please try and cool yourself *hug*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

it won't be an overly hot bath
just a comfortably cosiness
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)