Have a really load pretend phone conversation something on the lines of
"OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD? FUCKING HELL WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!"
Calmly place the phone back and carry on like nothing has happened, if anyone asks what that was all about have a go at them for listening to private conversations.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

"have you got the test results... what... terminal??"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Then tell your boss you won't be entering the secret Santa this year

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

I'm doing this
when I get a job.
( jenpots, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:30, archived)