How many different ways can you think of telling someone that is stood under an A1 size poster that says "IT IS AN OFFENCE TO SMOKE IN THESE PREMISES" to put their fag out?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Have you tried a fire extinguisher?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

That, apparently, is considered battery under English law
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(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

And people here wonder why I scoff at english law.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

The trouble is we can be held responsible if we do not 'advise' people to put fags out in what is essentially our work place.
So if a punter complains that I didn't tell someone to stop smoking then I am held in breach of that law. THE WORLD'S GONE MAD, I TELLS YA!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

hand held blow torch
to the face
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)