Apparently my claim is made as a pro-rata claim against the cost of my original season ticket
not the cost of the tickets I bought to replace it.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Maybe now they can tell me why I am not allowed to make a futher claim for a second ticket.
Their letter says I am entitled to 2 claims per year.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Because some fucker would claim every day if they could
Places like Unilever get people writing in very often, for vouchers. If they allowed it, they'd go fucking bust.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

apparently becuase I left my card at home and wasn't able to return the same day
this counts as two claims.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Tossers

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

At least they processed my claim quickly and had reasonably sensible answers.
I was misled by a lady that worked for South Eastern Trains.
Next time I will get my advice from Transport for London.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

"Dear Unilever,

This Cillit Bang when applied to my work surfaces does actually make a 'bang', I would like some compensation. Thank you."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

'Dear Unilever
I applied Dove shower gel to my face and left it for 3 days, thinking it was face lotion. Now my face is red and crusty. I want compensation'


TRUE CASE
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Send them an Anti-Spastic voucher

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)