Dear Wormulus,
I'm thinking of parting my hair.
Would you recommend left or right?

Regards,
Kaol.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Let all your hair flop over the front of your head
then flick your head back.

Whichever way the most hair goes - this is the way you should push or comb the rest.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Y'see,
That's the kinda pro-advice that I wouldn't be able to get anywhere else.
Thanks.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

A word of warning.
Do not use a mirror to see which side looks best.
It is actually the opposite of what everyone else sees.

Use a webcam instead.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

SIDEPARTING KING

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

The only thing you are king of is homosexuality

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

This is your homepage
www.jewtube.com/video/2156/JERRY-SEINFELDS-1ST-STAND-UP-ON-TV
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

And you're my Court Jester, with ballbags dangling from your multi-dibble hat. You swing them into your mouth for lols and you enjoy it.

p.s. I'm busy at work today so can't have epic cussing matches today dude :( Can't show these gripplings how to do it properly...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

yup :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

What the hell is
A "grippling"?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

A spastic with a strong grip.
Down's are elites in the Grippling tree.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Ah, I see.
I resent that.
Although the concept of Mong-Strength fills me with glee.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

It's not a concept.
The giant red octopus has the world's second strongest grip. It used to have the first until David Belamy discovered otherwise whilst escorting a Down's child by the hand when an Ice Cream van drove past. They also charge like wailing, snot covered Bulls when they see something yellow.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

I've fallen for those damn
Mirror tricks before.
Now I smash every reflective surface I see, in a futile, bellowing rage.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Dear Kaol
I would recommend mannning the fuck up.

Best Wishes
xx
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Dear Al,
I would recommend sucking my balls.
Twice daily.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

childish insult fight!
GO GO GO!
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Kaol
once had sex with a penguin.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

No.
It was ym.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

You big gay.
My heart's just not in it.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:12, archived)