You've met me. What do you think?
As a gemini, you give me a semini
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

we should definitely start a band,
we shouldn't bother taking instruments, we should just tell the crowd to like us.

Red Rocket will be involved too, we'll all probably be topless...

maybe stubbly as well.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

I might do spontaneous star jumps so girls will get naked and throw their knickers at us.
What shall me we called? something that girls will like...Maybe:

"I've Got A Sportscar UNICORNS"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

not "Pink Cock Chocolate" then?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I like your name better.
Mine sounds like more of an album track.

Every track as no singing or music, just us posing in silence.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I've got 3 on pre order

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

I've actually bought all of the stock bar 4.
the other is on ebay for £10,000,000,0000000,0,0000
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oh my
*fans self*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Shall we get front row standing?
Or hide in the pub next door to the gig?
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

*elbows*
*screams*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Spango, that's your answer to everything though..
Spang Spang mum: "Char would you like some toast or OUCHFUCK! *elbowed and gets banshee'd at*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

It's the only way us little people know how to communicate
if I ever elbow you at the bar, know that it's meant in the nicest possible way.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Even if it's from a bar stool onto my head? ...um ok I guess...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

If we were front row standing
there'd be gushing aplenty.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

With any amount of luck
we'll wash them away.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I hope you're talking about the rest of the crowd
and not 'Pink Cock Chocolate' or whatever they're called?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Oh, er, yes of course.
:)
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

fanny gushing?!?! PHWOAR!!
We'll hold it at the bottom of an empty swimming pool and by the end of the concert you'll be able to just float out the emergency exits.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, archived)