I think it's time for Drops of Jupiter by Train.
Ohhhh yeahhh.
Feel the smooth pop stylings.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

HUCKNALL!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

:(
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post426393
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

I don't get all this Honda stuff.
There. I've said it.
( Jobe, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I've started a new car owners club on b3ta.
Team Honda, we are.
I think we have 2 members. Me and an ONLINE GIRL so far.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Does that not tell you something about the car?
If the only other person to have one is an online girl?

Do you know what online girls are like JMG?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

If it's a club on the internet I'm pretty sure we'd score highly in online people.
Are you going to predict Honda lose to Villa at the weekend?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

That's silly, Honda aren't a football team.
Although Newcastle barely are, so I guess it'd be no different.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

You should bang a drum each time you make these type of comments so we cal all pay attention.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

We'll send the dirty Makems down, and you'll pick up
3 points at Villa, because they have nothing, NOTHING to play for. Not even pride. United will beat Hull.
( Jobe, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

The best day ever is a NUFC win, Hull win and Sunderland loss.
But I don't think my heart could take that level of excitement.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Someone on QOTW told a lie.
The lie involved them pinning someone to a wall with a Honda Accord.

Honda Accord = Vehicle of justice.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

One of the stories was about someone who kept beating another kid with the hundred hand slap at the arcade
then the kid got so angry he shot the other one.
then years later he went to his home and apologised, and they made a truce to never use lame moves again

and they called it the e honda accord
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh dear...
I think that makes you as bad as them.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

*Standing ovation*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

We have to stand?

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Jolly well done.

( Jobe, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I like that song.
It's Wiley here at the moment. Funky.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'm gonna put a song on so I can tell you what I'm listening to.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I'm listening to Manu Chao.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I like that song.
/Blue Star fact #87653657
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Requesting fact number 2134921 here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

My favourite scar is the one on my top lip
closely followed by the one on my left leg.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

fact number 4?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I fancy Richard E Grant

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

I only find him sexy as Withnail
I don't know what this says about me as a person.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

You're inhumane.

( Druid, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

FORK IT!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

I've escaped the rain by ducking into the Windmill
For a half.
There's only me and a couple in the main room. They're about 45 and haven't said a word in the whole time I've been here, just staring at the floor.
Oh wait, the first word in 15 minutes! "cigarette" and he's gone outside.
( Druid, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I bet they were having a wicked conversation until a lone nutjob came in by himself...
They were talking about 'Dirty Fucking'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

the cult classic follow up to dirty dancing?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

He lifts her so he can see up her skirt

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

phwoar

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Your mechanism's gone

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Me too. Especially in Jack and Sarah.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Me three.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

OH NO NO NO!
*puts on Baudelaire by ...AYWKUBTTOD
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

....What?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

hey there delilah, what's it like in new york city?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

*punches*

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I like that one too.
I'm a sucker for happy guitar pop.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

KKKKRRRRRRRIIISSSSTTTTIIIIIIIIIIINNNEE!!!!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

When the song 'It's Raining Men' comes on in clubs I like to jump off of high things and land on a fat lass, clap her head between my hands, spit on her lots whilst saying "IT'S A THUNDERSTORM BEEEATCH!"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

no you don't

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

You've met me. What do you think?
As a gemini, you give me a semini
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

we should definitely start a band,
we shouldn't bother taking instruments, we should just tell the crowd to like us.

Red Rocket will be involved too, we'll all probably be topless...

maybe stubbly as well.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

I might do spontaneous star jumps so girls will get naked and throw their knickers at us.
What shall me we called? something that girls will like...Maybe:

"I've Got A Sportscar UNICORNS"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

not "Pink Cock Chocolate" then?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I like your name better.
Mine sounds like more of an album track.

Every track as no singing or music, just us posing in silence.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I've got 3 on pre order

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

I've actually bought all of the stock bar 4.
the other is on ebay for £10,000,000,0000000,0,0000
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

Oh my
*fans self*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Shall we get front row standing?
Or hide in the pub next door to the gig?
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

*elbows*
*screams*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Spango, that's your answer to everything though..
Spang Spang mum: "Char would you like some toast or OUCHFUCK! *elbowed and gets banshee'd at*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

It's the only way us little people know how to communicate
if I ever elbow you at the bar, know that it's meant in the nicest possible way.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Even if it's from a bar stool onto my head? ...um ok I guess...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

If we were front row standing
there'd be gushing aplenty.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

With any amount of luck
we'll wash them away.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I hope you're talking about the rest of the crowd
and not 'Pink Cock Chocolate' or whatever they're called?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Oh, er, yes of course.
:)
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

fanny gushing?!?! PHWOAR!!
We'll hold it at the bottom of an empty swimming pool and by the end of the concert you'll be able to just float out the emergency exits.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Slayer: Angel Of Death.
/ac
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

STUJ

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

i'm listening to "for young electric pop" right here
and wishing rs232 leads were easier to solder
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I like the new(ish) Calvin Harris track.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'm listening through my Randomburn to check it's not total shite.
I've made no changes from the original iTunes-selected tracks, so there are some songs that I'm not entirely sure about. Still, nevermind, eh?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

My inlays will be better than the CD this year.
FACT.

Though not as good as LAST year's inlays.

Hello mister.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

i've got 'here comes the hotstepper' on mine.
shocking, really.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I've got Lady Sovereign on mine.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

I have everything from Simon & Garfunkel to Boards of Canada to Stina Nordenstam on mine.
I fucking hate Stina Nordenstam's voice, but never get round to deleting her stuff from my collection.

Your inlay last year was aces - I still listen to your CD in the car (CD no. 6 in the changer).
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Only Stina Nordenstam song I know is 'Little Star'
which I like.

Wow! That's pretty kick ass. And you're a man with musical taste too! *prouds*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I'm trying to drown out the noise of someone chewing gum and breathing through their nose

( magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

a piece in each nostril? does the air whistle as it gets sucked past?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

He's humming now
I thought it was his mouth, but maybe you've identified where it is really coming from
( magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:43, archived)