BUMMED touched inappropriately VICAR SIKH HOLY MAN
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sikh and ye shall find

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

He did
the dirty fucker. He's dead now though so that's a bit win.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Quick, tell /QOTW
They'll love it :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

They will won't they?
HA! I'll wait for the 'Did you get abused by a noncey religious type'? It'll make a change from all the stories about Catholic priests noncing people up :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

You could just add it to the current one
"I was bullied by a Sikh Holy Man, he touched me inappropriately, now he's dead ... HOORAY!!!!!!!!"

It'll fit right in :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Pfft
You should get a tshirt made up

'I was fingered by a dead sikh'*

*possibly not fingered but still
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, archived)