As a member of the maize based snack minority,
I take great offence to this post.

Anyway, you would be one of those weird, fruit-flavoured crisps, that never really caught on. Woat Gorrier would be a 10p pack of Space Raiders.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

You just wish
that I was raiding your space with my pickled onion essence dont you ?

I think you'd be a bag of Kettle chips, overpriced, overcooked and overflavoured.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

And from Bowthorpe in Norwich?

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

I'm going to go home,
massage acetic acid into my ring, and think of you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Whatever turns you on
as you know, on b3ta we're tolerant of all sorts of deviant, spacker, darkie and poof.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

Ok,
I'll think of WoatGorrier, the deviant, spacker, darkie poof, as I massage my puckered arse.

Bugger, now my desk is rising...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

Do you sit at
a really small plastic Fisher Price desk then ?

Because I'm sure your little "mouses arm holding a malteser" couldnt lift a real desk.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

Shh!
It took me ages to get the internet through the Speak'n'Spell.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

Pffft
Are you moving to Luton to get further away from me ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)

Yes.
I thought I'd better get out, before you started to bring houses prices down any further.

It was that, or tell the police that you were responsible for all the dog corpses that litter the highways. I'm many things, but not a grass.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

bastard
just when I'd alsmost tracked down your exact location......
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)