Nothing really going on here today. I may get some beer for tonight.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Sounds very nice. I approve.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

I missed you down there \/.
^KKkKkK_{RRrRiiiIisssssStTTii}ii^Ne!!!!!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

eeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Tesco: 20 cans for a tenner

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

It's not worth the trip
lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Some cunt left a value can of tesco lager in my fridge
I darent touch it to bin it incase the style police break in and catch me.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

You needn't worry dear, they'd be too alarmed at your outfit to even consider looking in the fridge.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Baby, you havent seen me
Thats a tad unfair.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

on the contrary
that thong is cute
*rustles bushes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

:(

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

why the sad face pumpkin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)