Yeah a beef & mustard Hula Hoop is about butch
enough with over-stating it.

*glares*

You'd be a fucking Twiglet anyway.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

Best,
Comeback. Ever.

*snigger* 'you'd be a Twiglet', genius
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

To be honest
you'd be Ham and Mustard Brannigan's. British to the core, yet modern and with more than a slight hint of excitement.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Ok, now I love you
and I elevate your status to Paprika Pringles with a big tub of full-fat hummus for dipping.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)

Real men,
make their own hummus.

By "real men," I mean closet-metros, like me, obviously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)

I so wish I could do that
but home made hummus looks like it's already been eaten once by a cat already
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Mine always comes out a bit firm,
but it tastes okay (plenty of garlic, lemon juice, and top quality olive oil - add some skinned, roasted red peppers for a real treat!). The trouble with comparing it to shop bought hummus, is that that only has about 3 chickpeas per pack.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)