It was obviously the gin that made her have such a long life

( magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

It was actually glasses of virile man spunk from the finest athletes.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Possibly. Linford's finest.
I think if the story is true she was the equivalent of an 'it' girl back in her day.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

That and she married a rich older man,
never worked and had very little stress in her life!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

My Gran lived to 90 odd,
despite not drinking gin and having to work hard all her life.
Now I don't know what to believe.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

That some people, regardless of circumstances, can live until they're 90?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

Don't be stupid.
The papers keep telling me if I do the wrong things I'll die.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

If it is anything other than the Daily Mail ignore it.
It is the only paper that tells the truth.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yeah, we all know immigrants are the only real threat to our health.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

True
The Greeks invented AIDS

www.b3ta.com/talk/6163345
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:43, archived)