The ladyfriend said about half an hour ago that "gin is good for you."
What's the best bit of bollocks that you'd love to believe?
( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

You are such a big boy!
Honest
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

It IS good for you. It's got herbs in. It's practically medicine.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

You really are Nanny Ogg :)
WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOU?
( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

SOON.
I don't know. We should arrange a trip to Cov.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

F.A.C.T.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

I AM GOING TO SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Only possibly.
It is perilously close to my 1st exam.

I would like to pop down for an hour or two though, scheduled revision break and all that.

I would love to see you though, you bundle of gorgeousness.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I totally agree.
My grandmother drank two large gins every evening. She carried on until she was 91!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

It was obviously the gin that made her have such a long life

( magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

It was actually glasses of virile man spunk from the finest athletes.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Possibly. Linford's finest.
I think if the story is true she was the equivalent of an 'it' girl back in her day.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

That and she married a rich older man,
never worked and had very little stress in her life!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

My Gran lived to 90 odd,
despite not drinking gin and having to work hard all her life.
Now I don't know what to believe.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

That some people, regardless of circumstances, can live until they're 90?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

Don't be stupid.
The papers keep telling me if I do the wrong things I'll die.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

If it is anything other than the Daily Mail ignore it.
It is the only paper that tells the truth.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yeah, we all know immigrants are the only real threat to our health.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

True
The Greeks invented AIDS

www.b3ta.com/talk/6163345
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

i generally carry on drinking
until i'm 90°
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

That VOLTAN will return.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

VOLTAN was ace
I agree to this post
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

With his shiny metal claws.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

YAY
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

That's what I said.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Yeah but you're prettier than me.
Or something...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

So's your face.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Probably the seminiferous tubules.
But I've been lied to before.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

"you're not fat, you're big boned".

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I'd much rather be fat than big boned.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Hair are you aerials

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

look at phil mitchell
no harmony at all
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

I thought you were calling BlueStar Phil Mitchell for a moment.
Although I reckon she could 'ave 'im.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Handy if you're out of washing powder.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

every time i see the ariel next to the bold in a supermarket
i do a fonty snort
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Are you some sort of Comic Sans?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

it's not the size that counts
it's that muppet vampire over there
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

*grins*
That's ace.
Have a click sir!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

:)
thank you!
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

'you're lovely the way you are'

( jenpots, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Oh Jenpots, SADDEST of SAD FACES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

panda
How's your holiday?
( jenpots, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

*Sympathy Panda*
*Real Panda*

It's going great thanks, but I've got to go OFFLINE now, I'll catch ya' on the flip side =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

When a girl says it's a good size
she doesn't mean it's small
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

harsh

( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

Father Christmas
I'm still psychologically scarred that he doesn't exist.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Doesn't exist? PSHAW! Yeah right,
It'll be a lump of coal for you this christmas.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

It is all I ever get.
I'm a bad boy.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Penguin bars were named 'Penguin' bars
because they were the energy snack taken on the first mission to Antarctica
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

now that's a fact i'm going to choose to believe
until it's true
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

This is TRUE though.
The glycerine in them is made from rendered down penguins rather than cows too.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Also, when you draw a face on a Smint box
it actually becomes alive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

That's complete tosh.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Also, there exists a species of aquatic bees.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

That one might be true.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I love your brain.
It's also a fact that a day's worth can be messured by how many dogs you see.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

that could explain why work days are generally
a lot worse than days spent down the park in the sunshine.
fact proven. nice one, gonz
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'm going to tell all my friends this.
With a really straight face so they all believe me. It would be an awesome fact if it was true.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Coco Pops contain 100mg Co-codamol per serving

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

They used to contain cocaine.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

all vows taken when you get married, forum banter, no offence i'm sure many people live to their vows, no offence
great forum
( mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

if you believe something hard enough
you can actually change reality so that it's true
( spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

I don't believe you.
And I don't believe you so hard, that it's now not true.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Jay Kay makes his own jam
www.b3ta.com/talk/5828398
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

beer is good for your teeth

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

This is true.
Cheese makes you thin and clever too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

orly?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

trufax

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

money

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

That Malchick's ladyfriend isn't SuperMatt in a dress.
/Harsh Wednesday
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

"Give us your name and number and (s)he'll call you back."

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Gin is fucking awful and so are the people that drink it.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

"You never go ass to mouth"

( Three Dog Man, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:13, archived)