how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb???

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 21 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Yeah, I Googled it.

Next.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

a fish

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 21 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

because one of it's legs is both the same.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 21 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Righto.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Is that the answer, or the next subject?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

which ever is less preferable, and more insane or less.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

You're not a regular in disguise, are you?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

This
Too lolwhacky to be true?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

very good answer
david seamans third antelope is for catching gerbils, and that was in agreement.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:00, archived)