Please invite me on one of your nights out.
You and I would be the ultimate wingman team.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

what a lovely sentiment.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Don't be mean.
Donkey Gums and I have a unique aesthetic.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

and also a unique anesthetic.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

:/

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

You would have loved it, I got pictures on my phone, I'll show you. I had to take them, it just sounded too fucking wierd that no one would believe me so I needed proof.

I had my female singer as my wingman, she's the best one so far.

But I do believe we would probably make an epic team.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Have you been to those free gigs that Rough Trade does?
I went to the Rob-Da-Bank one.
Free beer from 7:00 then next door when it finished.
I was singing offensive Westham chants about foreskins before the night was through.
I don't even support West Ham.
If I had to have a London team it would be Millwall.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Sounds loopy.
Me and you should deffo have a random night out some time. We always seem to end up talking about poop.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

That duck quacking thing still makes me laugh.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I had to 'sock it'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)