Just because it could never happen to you, doesn't mean it's true. I got proof, numbers and pictures my friend.
I'm DG...this sorta thing does happen to me.

A good night out for you is not getting ketchup down your tarpaulin shirt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Lies! These things don't happen.
EVER!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

I heard he wears a tent as a napkin.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

His mum is the inventer of the Scottish Bun Catapult

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)