yo ma homies I herd u like pop tarts so I put a pop in your tart so you can fffffffffffffffffffuck sake
ANYWAY, the citizens of the lower ormeau a were rioting this morning, a bit early in the year and the day for this sort of thing, particularly as the citizens of the upper ormeau were only hearing about the news while staring bleary eyed iinto their cornflakes, bowler hats on the sideboard, muttering "whazzat? who started a riot without us?"

turned out to be some downtrodden waif/dolescum* objected to being evicted and had started a bit of a ruckus, got the rest of the street and johnny Q law involved.


who's in the house?

not you love, that's for sure

What's new with you?



*delete as appropriate
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Ding?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

fries are done

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Make some sense please

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:18, archived)