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Relatively you are
to something infinitessimaly small, you might as well be as tall as mount everest in the same way that a billion light years is practically the same distance as a Billion, Billion light years.

Both are much too far to walk home after a session on the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
That's almost amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
How was the carvery, you miserable bastard?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Shit.
And my farts stink today because of all the cauliflower cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
YOU FUCKING PEAS-DOPHILE

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
I didn't have any peas.
Peas are shit.
There is always a better option than peas.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
I BET YOU DE-CAULI-FLOWERED SOME YOUNG BOYS AND THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
At least your expectations were met.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
Fuck this.
I'm going to SAINSWAYS to buy CHOCOLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
I BET YOU FcarROT SOMEONES BUM

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
Carrots are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
No
shit is shit.

Vegetables are ace, not understanding this is why you are a fat man.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
I like cauliflower.
And cabbage.
And gourdy veg.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
But only when they are layered thinly on top of a lard and arse pie

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)