I'm an 8 and a half stone weakling
most of that is Tea Weight, though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Tea Weight Champeeen of the World;
Spang O'Lynn.

Rubbing her cr3men soaked fanny in baldmonkey's face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

pfft at "cr3men"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Have a big poo and wash your fanny
you'll probably only be six stone then.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

is that an official boxing weight?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm now imagining her in a box
on some scales at the post office.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

yeah
above us are Hot Chocolate Weights and below are Glass of Water Weights.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)